Change the ending of a classic movie. At the end of Their Wizard Of Oz when Dorothy says "There's

[Floyd R. Turbo]

no place like home.” the camera pans down and focuses on her ruby slippers under the bed.

[Ohiya]

1. Frankly, Scarlet I don't give a damn...

Yeah, well Fuck You Rhett!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Oh yea!

[TlalocW]

4. I was going to post this almost word for word

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[Glorfindel]

3. At the end of "Casablanca"

when Rick says, "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," he is caressing the policeman's ass suggestively.

[revmclaren]

5. Soylent Green - " People...Soylent Green is made out of people!!!...

Which goes great by the way with Soylent Slaw and Soylent hush puppies!!!".

[Ohiogal]

6. Love Story...

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

“What the holy hell? Boy that girl really fucked with your mind, Oliver.”

[TlalocW]

7. I have a few...

At the end of Matrix: Earth is freed, but all the main characters die... Definitively and gruesomely. No sequels.

Every Bruce Willis movie where his character doesn't die: He dies. Only good movies he's in are when his character dies. Reasons for this are 50-50. Fifty percent is his best movies just have him dying. The death is almost incidental to it being good. The other fifty percent is his other movies where you just imagine it's really Bruce Willis so you have his eventual demise to look forward to like the asteroid-doomsday, only deep sea oil drillers can save the world movie. Willis' character dies at the end of Hudson Hawk? GENIUS!!!

Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Covenant: He offers his arm to Marion, and they walk off to a doctor's office, and he gets a vasectomy. No Indiana Jones 4. Unfortunately, the second movie, Temple of Doom takes place in 1935, and Ark takes place in 1936 so I can't think of a plot device to get rid of Short Round in Temple.

Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice: Last scene is everyone involved in the movie - stars, script writers, directors - apologizing.

Cats: IT'S PERFECT! KEEP IT AS IS!

TlalocW

[lpbk2713]

8. Saving Pvt Ryan

Capt Miller: "Fuck this shit. You guys are on your own." Walks away.

[Shrek]

9. Apollo 13

After successful re-entry with a questionable heat shield . . .


. . . the parachutes fail.

[sakabatou]

10. Jurassic Park: T-Rex doesn't do a last-minute save

[First Speaker]

11. It's a Wonderful Life...

...George Bailey gets a good look at Pottersville, and says, "fuck it. I can make a fortune in this place", and tells Clarence to fuck off...