MiddleFingerMom's housemates can be unbelievably and unreasonably demanding.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. That's just not fair. Put on a thong, but screw the pants.

[rurallib]

2. A clean thong, please.

show some respect for his parents.

[HopeHoops]

3. What is this "clean thong" of which you speak?

[rurallib]

4. the one he wears in the shower.

[HopeHoops]

5. I thought that was the one that should be run up the flagpole.

[LynneSin]

6. Sorry but my mom was just not impressed with your junk

Just saying!

[Denninmi]

7. Remind him of that "clothing optional" clause you put into the rental/roommate agreement.

Hey, he signed it, not your fault if he didn't read it first!

[pinboy3niner]

8. Picky, picky, picky...