Too soon? Yet this is Lounge & debatably am not a clod. A VFW "joke" (by me).

[UTUSN]

On my way to the "head" (Navy jargon for loo) this couple in my way did a full body bear hug greeting. The dude put his entire open hand palms on her gigantic butt cheeks. (She was entirely willing and was heard to say she wanted to greet him since way back.) And with the COVID-19 thing, I shook my head and said to myself, "Well, at least they didn't shake hands!"


*** Am focused on my "originality" not on my insensitivity and will only Delete if I'm that bad about it.

[sprinkleeninow]

1. That's the other advised method of greeting as the familiar with one and not the casual all purpose

elbow bump greeting. 😙

[UTUSN]

3. It's *YOU*!1 I knew you'd get Navy humor!1

[sprinkleeninow]

4. I waffle between looks like I'll make it and I feel like bustin' loose.

[UTUSN]

5. I'll see your waffling and raise it between "Mandy" and "Goodbye Stranger"

[sprinkleeninow]

6. Gonna bust loose. Yah!

[Beakybird]

2. I'm sure she rubbed sanitizer on her butt afterwards.