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PJMcK

(22,037 posts) Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:09 AM Mar 2020

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The dumbest joke I've ever heard

A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent.

The deer didn't have a buck.

So, they put the meal on the duck's bill.

(Please tip your waiters generously.)

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The dumbest joke I've ever heard (Original Post) PJMcK Mar 2020 OP

More painful than funny...... magicarpet Mar 2020 #1

And the leprous waiter said, "Where's my tip?" Beakybird Mar 2020 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author PJMcK Mar 2020 #3

Circumcised waiter. Frasier Balzov Mar 2020 #4

magicarpet

(14,155 posts)

1. More painful than funny......

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Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:19 AM

Mar 2020

Beakybird

(3,333 posts)

2. And the leprous waiter said, "Where's my tip?"

Reply to PJMcK (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:23 AM

Mar 2020

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PJMcK This message was self-deleted by its author.

Frasier Balzov

(2,654 posts)

4. Circumcised waiter.

Reply to Beakybird (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:51 AM

Mar 2020

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