One day you're young, and then the next day your wife orders you a very specific ear hair trimmer

[Recursion]

She doesn't say anything, she just places said very specific ear hair trimmer in front of you. And then she moves off to do whatever she is doing.

That is the day you realize you are not young anymore.

[OneBlueDotBama]

1. I braid &....

macrame mine, it's great for eye hand coordination & finger dexterity. Change the pattern weekly.

[rzemanfl]

2. For me it was ogling a woman in a bikini, only to

have a child run up to her and say, "Grandma, we've GOT TO GO!"

[getagrip_already]

3. Yeah, to me

Anyone in tight skin looks good.....

[rzemanfl]

4. ....

[ret5hd]

5. They make ear hair trimmers? Huh...

my spouse brought me the weed-eater.

[Aristus]

6. I pluck my ear hair.

Ears as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Every time I pull one out, I think: "Gotcha, you little bastard!..."

Seriously, if you decided to sprout in my nose or on my ears, instead of on my head, you deserve it...

[Harker]

7. I pluck one ear hair.

The luxurious half ring of bristles on the upper surfaces, I shave.

As a long-time unrestrained longhaired freak flag flyer, I was unaware of what was going on under there.

Ugh. I always thought hairy ears undesirable.

[comradebillyboy]

8. I had to trim my ear hair and then I got alopecia

and all my hair fell out. No more ear hair problems.

[RobinA]

9. One Day You're

young and the next minute you are « elderly » and at high risk for catching the Corona virus because you are 62.