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Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts) Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:09 PM Mar 2020

My granddaughter bought me this roll of toilet paper as a joke.

Since inventory is running low in the stores, this might be an appropriate time to use it.

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My granddaughter bought me this roll of toilet paper as a joke. (Original Post) Arkansas Granny Mar 2020 OP

New meaning to the phrase: Shit Faced LakeArenal Mar 2020 #1

I hope you are True Blue American Mar 2020 #2

Be careful the ink doesn't transfer to your butt. You don't want to look like Roger Stone. Midnight Writer Mar 2020 #3

OMG! I hadn't thought of that! Arkansas Granny Mar 2020 #4

I texted my granddaughter with your concerns. She thinks you are hilarious! Arkansas Granny Mar 2020 #7

In a perfect world... skypilot Mar 2020 #5

I've stopped calling it toilet paper-- lastlib Mar 2020 #6

LakeArenal

(28,820 posts)

1. New meaning to the phrase: Shit Faced

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:11 PM

Mar 2020

True Blue American

(17,986 posts)

2. I hope you are

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 12:13 PM

Mar 2020

Using it!

Midnight Writer

(21,768 posts)

3. Be careful the ink doesn't transfer to your butt. You don't want to look like Roger Stone.

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 01:28 PM

Mar 2020

Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts)

4. OMG! I hadn't thought of that!

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 01:33 PM

Mar 2020

Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts)

7. I texted my granddaughter with your concerns. She thinks you are hilarious!

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 11:00 AM

Mar 2020

skypilot

(8,854 posts)

5. In a perfect world...

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 03:13 PM

Mar 2020

...this would have been the first toilet paper to sell out.

lastlib

(23,247 posts)

6. I've stopped calling it toilet paper--

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2020, 06:49 PM

Mar 2020

at my house, it's "tRump paper".

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