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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsKayso, the stores have paper towels but no toilet paper.
Do any of you deep thinkers or handymen out there have a suggestion regarding how to cut paper toweling into t.p. sized rolls?
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Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)No toilet paper, but tons of Kleenex. 🤣
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)![](/emoticons/roll.gif)
Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)I didn't realize you were seeking a reply. I honestly don't know how I would go about converting PT to TP. Hope someone gives you a good answer.
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)2naSalit
(86,622 posts)to rip each paper towel into squares!
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)Now please explain how the clogs in the plumbing get fixed.
2naSalit
(86,622 posts)the paper towel pieces. Yikes, this makes me think outhouses may come back in style!
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)Just use a garden hose as a bidet. The solution does not, however, spare the neighbors. LOL!
2naSalit
(86,622 posts)in the chill of winter! I mean, right now it's snowing and in the low +20sF, don't think I'd be out doing that any time soon.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,735 posts)Dust them off and tear out the pages. Crumple or fold, as is your habit, and voila!
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,735 posts)This is scary, and you-know-who's lying about this hasn't helped.
Fla Dem
(23,668 posts)Paper towels aren't meant to wipe asses. They are more coarse than toilet paper. Could cause irritation and become very uncomfortable.