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(13,903 posts)dchill
(38,532 posts)matt819
(10,749 posts)Ill sell it to you for 1.50 per roll. Shipping will be $5,000. Message me with your details. Haha haha.
mucifer
(23,565 posts)htuttle
(23,738 posts)You can obviously scale that up as needed.
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LuckyCharms
(17,458 posts)because I have no toilet paper?
htuttle
(23,738 posts)You can direct the water up there, but of course, sometimes kinetic force is needed.
Like 1/2 of the world already does this. No reason to be embarrassed.
Traditionally, you should do all this with your LEFT hand, since most (used to) shake hands with the right.
htuttle
(23,738 posts)So no big deal.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)who needs enemas?
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)also chicken nuggets but I don't know how that worked out.
47of74
(18,470 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)trixie2
(905 posts)I tend to go early in the am as to just run through. The parking lot was packed and workers said when they got to the store at 6:30 am for a 7 am opening people were already crowded against the doors.
Toilet paper was gone BUT tissues were fully stocked. I also noticed the crappiest cans of veggies were completely cleaned out.
lastlib
(23,286 posts)Back when it was on, someone re-wrote the theme-song lyrics; that re-write is SO apt today, with all the tRump-paper hoarding. The revised lyrics:
"Stranded--sittin' on the bathroom bowl,
What do you do when you're stranded,
And you don't have a roll?
Wherever you go for the rest of your life,
You must CARry a ROLLlll.....!"
(There--I've taught you how to fish; the rest is up to you! )
Liberty Belle
(9,535 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)Dan
(3,579 posts)1. Use corncob
2. Eat corn first not afterwards.
Cirque du So-What
(25,975 posts)Start with a red corn cob, followed by a white one, which will let you know if another red one is needed.
Harker
(14,034 posts)elleng
(131,107 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,975 posts)Squinch
(51,004 posts)sitting on it with my AR-14 over my knees.
Go ahead. Make my day.
mysteryowl
(7,396 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)we'll just get it at the commissary, that didn't work out. Fortunately we are checking in on my son's friends house while he is in Kuwait. Yesterday we drove 45 minutes to get the 6 rolls of toilet paper.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)put it in the vinegar-filled bucket and replace the lid. Plan on doing frequent loads of laundry, hot water to sanitize. (Theres a reason why they invented disposable diapers, but I am old enough to remember life without them.)
underpants
(182,878 posts)You just have to pick the lock or dedicate some serious time.
Shermann
(7,428 posts)Stay away from their burritos at a time like this.
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Renew Deal
(81,871 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,289 posts)Heard this from someone who lived through postwar shortages in Japan.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Although he's been avoiding me lately for some reason.
Pathwalker
(6,598 posts)put in a plastic bag as they pile up. Dispose of bag responsibly.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,494 posts)or is your makeup running?........
Marthe48
(17,018 posts)but God help you if you only have change
Marthe48
(17,018 posts)I spent a couple weeks in Canada when I was a kid. We were waiting at a boat landing and I used the outhouse. Inside there was a small box labeled EMERGENCIES. I looked inside and saw 3 corncobs, red, white red. I asked my dad what the heck it meant. he laughed, and said it was in case there was no t.p. I said Why the different colors? He laughed some more and said use the red, then check with the white, and if you need to, use the other red. He and the boat owner laughed and laughed. My grandmother was scandalized, but also trying not to laugh.
I heard that my mother-in-law would cut up old Sears catalogs for use in the outhouse.