I'm scared shitless

[central scrutinizer]

Which is a good thing since I’m out of toilet paper.

[guillaumeb]

1. In an emergency, a MAGA hat or Trump shirt can be used.

Simply wash and re-use as needed.

[Turbineguy]

2. And the hat

makes a handy toilet if you find yourself out and about.

[guillaumeb]

3. A multi-use item.

[sprinkleeninow]

5. Oh you! 😄 Mon ami, mon

frére!

Did I do the accent agui or agrave correctly? My Franglais is lacking...😁

I sound chipper, but it comes in waves. The other emotion is 'how could this be?'

If God be with us, who could be against us?

I pray continued good health and that all you and your family's needs are met.

☦ In XC,
the Lover of Man and Womankind.💜

[guillaumeb]

6. The accents never appear in the titles here.

Please be well. Prayer helps for some. Exercise also helps. Both, for us.

mon frère, avec l'accent grave.

[sprinkleeninow]

8. I edited my hello to you

putting the frère down cherein thee msg. box. And I accented wrongly with an é instead of an è. I haven't yet installed a French keyboard on this phone. I yam way far behind. 🙄

[guillaumeb]

11. Accents can be added in Word.

When I write in French I use the Word function to add the accents. But I am writing at a desktop.

[sprinkleeninow]

12. I have two notebooks and a beautiful, hardly used desktop with a boo-boo

and lazy me uses her phones. 😴

[sprinkleeninow]

9. A la grave. 😄 I should know better but mah noggin is a tad befuddled.

[liberalmuse]

4. All those hoards of toilet paper are going to be useless, soon.

Because in a few weeks, the plumbing in our cities is going to be backed up and will likely have to be shut down due to people who could not get TP using whatever non-flushable items they can find to wipe their hineys. Hoarders hurt everyone, including themselves.

[secondwind]

7. Several countries use bidets, they are a great way to stay clean and fresh, without using TP

[central scrutinizer]

10. Good idea

I’ll dig a hole in the back yard and have the garden hose handy

[sprinkleeninow]

13. A hosin'! 🤣