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Danascot

(4,692 posts) Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:03 PM Mar 2020

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We need a laugh. Post yer Corona Virus jokes here

I'll start:

Little known fact: Playing Yoko Ono records kills the virus.

and ...

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We need a laugh. Post yer Corona Virus jokes here (Original Post) Danascot Mar 2020 OP

Here ya go! CurtEastPoint Mar 2020 #1

Pretty good standard response as I live in a red state. kairos12 Mar 2020 #8

I don't have any. Too soon. SWBTATTReg Mar 2020 #2

This might kill the virus it saved us from the Martins in "Mars Attacks" doc03 Mar 2020 #3

Here's a few... better Mar 2020 #4

Outstanding! Danascot Mar 2020 #7

Old-fashioned text joke: VWolf Mar 2020 #5

Now that all banks have drive thru only musicman65 Mar 2020 #6

No joke to have chosen a bad name... TomVilmer Mar 2020 #9

CurtEastPoint

(18,656 posts)

1. Here ya go!

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:05 PM

Mar 2020

kairos12

(12,866 posts)

8. Pretty good standard response as I live in a red state.

Reply to CurtEastPoint (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 03:06 PM

Mar 2020

SWBTATTReg

(22,156 posts)

2. I don't have any. Too soon.

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:07 PM

Mar 2020

doc03

(35,361 posts)

3. This might kill the virus it saved us from the Martins in "Mars Attacks"

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:09 PM

Mar 2020

better

(884 posts)

4. Here's a few...

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:38 PM

Mar 2020

Danascot

(4,692 posts)

7. Outstanding!

Reply to better (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 02:58 PM

Mar 2020

VWolf

(3,944 posts)

5. Old-fashioned text joke:

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:44 PM

Mar 2020

They say if this goes on much longer, we may need to hunt for food ...

... and I don't even know where Doritos live!

musicman65

(524 posts)

6. Now that all banks have drive thru only

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2020, 01:44 PM

Mar 2020

I don't need pants to get $$$$$$$$

TomVilmer

(1,832 posts)

9. No joke to have chosen a bad name...

Reply to Danascot (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 09:59 AM

Mar 2020

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