I put on a hazmat suit, went outside, and captured some birds.

[LuckyCharms]

I got about 10 of them. Mostly robins and sparrows. I let them loose in my house. They seem to be having a good time. They are flying around, exploring my different rooms, and shitting all over everything.

I also gathered about 20 different piles of dog shit, and randomly distributed them on my carpet.

I took a little walk and found some good litter. McDonald's bags, cigarette butts, used condoms, used syringes, etc. I threw all this stuff on my kitchen floor.

I took my reciprocating saw and cut a big hole in my second floor ceiling, right through the roof.

I got out my leaf blower, and I'm walking through all of my rooms, blowing all my papers around.

I did all of this to simulate me actually being outside. It helped with my cabin fever.

[Kali]

1. ...

[elleng]

2. I captured osprey, WITHOUT a hazmat suit!

[unblock]

3. cabin fever? maybe you should get cabin tested, just to be sure.

[Midnightwalk]

4. Definitely sound a little stir crazy

Maybe you should take up talking to yourself. A little company couldn’t hurt.

[LuckyCharms]

6. I tried that. Got in a terrible argument with

myself. It got very heated. Ended up kicking myself in the balls.

[Midnightwalk]

9. Well I'm kind of at the bottom of the idea barrel

Only thing else I could suggest is that magistrate - dude, person was thinking of buying inflatable dolls and helium in bulk.

I think for some rapture orgy as an easter celebration.

There was a thread recently. Maybe you can buy purchase one for cheap from their supply.

[lunasun]

5. Turn your fan on when it gets windy outside to feel the sensation . Also if it's raining out you

only really need to pour a small cup of water over your head . It’s just enough to stay connected with the outdoor passing elements in real time !

[LuckyCharms]

7. To simulate a rain shower, I just stand at the toilet

and urinate normally. I'm old and have poor control of my urine stream, so it just randomly flies all over the bathroom, just like a real rain shower.

[lunasun]

8. That's a fun inside water splash pad simulation for the young boys to keep them busy . Thanks !

They were getting sick of grabbing their beach towels and going to the “pool” bath tub

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. In a memo to Prince Charles, Rand Paul recommended.....

a coyote and a raccoon, two rattle snakes, a copperhead, and three red-tailed hawks. Go big.

No brown bears 'cause they only shit in the woods.

KY...........

[Midnight Writer]

11. Sounds to me like you are simulating life with my ex.

Except the leaf blower bit. She didn't go for that.