What is the definition of a "Church"?

[kentuck]

I am thinking of the preacher down in Louisiana that is trying to get 1800 people from 50 mile radius to come to his church today.



“For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I among them” (Matthew 18:20)

[The Magistrate]

1. Where Two Or Three Of Ye Are Gathered, There Shall Always Be A Fifth

Though I suppose it is still a hair too early....

[TexasProgresive]

2. I see the Magistrate must be a Whiskeypalian.

[The Magistrate]

7. Aware Of Them, Ma'am, But Not a Member

Just one of those turns of phrase sticks in the mind.

[Major Nikon]

3. I heard that one a different way

Never invite a Baptist to go fishing as he’ll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither one will touch it.

[The Magistrate]

8. That One I Have Heard, Sir

And suspect it is based on observation in situ....

[TexasProgresive]

12. I was trying to remember that one.

The Baptist love attending Catholic wedding receptions because they feel free to dance and imbibe.

[kentuck]

4. :-)

Good one, Sir!

I was thinking of the pastor down in Louisiana that is inviting 1800 people to attend his "church" today, at threat of giving up their lives to the plague...

I will be using your line today.

[The Magistrate]

9. Those Are Sad Cases, Sir

The saving grace of the West is that most here stopped taking our religion quite so seriously as to imagine belief suspends the laws and routines of Nature....

[dchill]

5. A church is birds of a feather...

... flocking together.

[Clash City Rocker]

6. As I said about Liberty University...

It’s hilarious that these people don’t believe in Darwinism, because they’re proving it to be accurate.

[underpants]

11. ✅

[Thomas Hurt]

10. Organized religion is almost entirely about money and man

Not God

[underpants]

13. I have one in my garage

Church garage Christian not. Whatevs.