Lance Armstrong

[undeterred]

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	A medically-engineered athlete
	1 (33%)
	Inspiring cancer survivor
	0 (0%)
	Smug arrogant right wing womanizer
	1 (33%)
	Victim of sour grapes
	0 (0%)
	World class athlete
	0 (0%)
	Not of interest
	0 (0%)
	Bite me
	0 (0%)
	Wasn't he in Chariots of Fire?
	0 (0%)
	The truth will come out
	1 (33%)
	OTHER
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[grandtrio]

1. Fire

Lot of smoke surrounding Lance. Must be a fire somewhere.

[Graybeard]

7. Welcome to DU!

And that smoke smells really fishy.

[NYC_SKP]

2. Bike Nutz!

[UTUSN]

3. It's falling into place why he and Shrub were such biking buddies

Methinks they stashed the prop bikes as soon as the Secret Service coralled the reporters and they dipped into da stash, prolly along with the SS.

[Pool Hall Ace]

4. About as interesting as his douchey ex-girlfriend.

[mentalsolstice]

5. For those deriding him for riding with Bush (see what I did there)

You do know he has also gone on rides with John Kerry and John Edwards. And I don't think his romantic life is more notable than any other pro athlete or celebrity.

[LaurenG]

9. I'm with you here.

I hope he makes it out of this...

[pipi_k]

6. I honestly don't

know what to believe.

I hope the truth comes out eventually.

[Blue_In_AK]

8. Don't know, don't care,

but I'm kind of tired of him.

[El Supremo]

10. A malignant testicle