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UTUSN

(70,711 posts)
Sun Apr 26, 2020, 12:41 AM Apr 2020

My internet product Review reads like my Lounge posts - full of context, tortured detail

I had no idea that medical equipment would come into my life, but all I needed was a shoe horn, but not the normal 5" thing for shoes, rather one for BOOTS. Even though, in our current unpleasantness of our bleach-murdering president and quarantine, I have had ZERO need for boots.

The last time I used boots before the quarantine, my left heel got hung up breaking the heel back, so I need a SHOE HORN, but extra long for BOOTS. So the internet has everything, and my extra testosterone answer was to buy the LONGEST one ever seen, 30 inches. So below is what happened, via my vividly detailed depiction.

So the 30" thing arrived with the USPS carrier giving me a suspicious look, like, "Is this a SWORD, dude?!1" I left him hanging.

*********** REVIEW****** 4 1/2 Stars

Did a lot of comparison reading of other products and almost all of those had complaints about flimsy metal that bent on first use or broke if plastic. This item is sturdy thickness, looks to be hard work to bend. My use is for boots, which is why I picked this long length of 30". Have tried it only once, and I use boot hooks, so the two of those plus this swordlike stainless steel horn, plus maneuvering the leg in the middle of all the hardware made for a complicated activity. Had to get somebody to sort out all the moving parts and keep the boot from flopping around, but once sorted, the heel was seated into the horn groove and it worked, just like a normal 5" shoe horn. It should be much easier for regular shoes where no hooks are used. I figured out I needed a length of about 14" instead of 30". And going to the manufacturer's website instead of the generic internet, I discovered that they have lengths of 12/24/30. I was going to order the short one, then figured out I could cut mine with a hack saw and file the cut smooth with a file and now all is fine, even sturdier. One customer complained about wanting a hole to hang it up with, and a hole can be drilled/suggestion.


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My internet product Review reads like my Lounge posts - full of context, tortured detail (Original Post) UTUSN Apr 2020 OP
do you also know about Kali Apr 2020 #1
Um, you and your mysterious posts!1 I referenced you in my recent "snails/bleach" thread! UTUSN Apr 2020 #2
are them snails in L❤VE??111!1 sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #4
You just need to *focus* on taking a picture of the Mid-watch thing. UTUSN Apr 2020 #6
i just knew that'd be coming 'round the bend next1! sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #7
Ya can't beat me till you step up with the Mid-watch!1 UTUSN Apr 2020 #10
post script: whut r stockings 🤔 sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #8
Uh, socks that stocking your feet?!1 UTUSN Apr 2020 #11
Tony, Toni, Tonay... sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #14
And *I* still don't know *WHAT* to envision with a "Mid-watch what the doohicky"!1 UTUSN Apr 2020 #15
if'n mah chops are stressed, that puts this midwatch saga farther down the horizon sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #16
if and when it surfaces you're on the waiting list sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #18
I'm the only one on the waiting list and it don't no get me nowhere! UTUSN Apr 2020 #19
gonna hit the sack and rack sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #20
addendum: i see what you did there with that triple negative sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #21
howsabout this'n tune? sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #17
LOL! Kali Apr 2020 #9
Oh, yea, I'll make a note to "pack" corn starch. Luckily, I don't get out. UTUSN Apr 2020 #12
whattabout margarine or vaseline? sprinkleeninow Apr 2020 #3
#1, margarine/vasaline, bigger EWwww than snails screwing. #2, ya can't outdo Kali!1 UTUSN Apr 2020 #5
At this point, might as well: UTUSN Apr 2020 #13

UTUSN

(70,711 posts)
2. Um, you and your mysterious posts!1 I referenced you in my recent "snails/bleach" thread!
Sun Apr 26, 2020, 01:04 AM
Apr 2020

I won't leave YOU in suspense, so my reference about you was your posting the image of snails in flagrante dilecto. Where I recoiled, "EWwww!1"

*******So, to get back to your post, am thinking *THINKING* (Jack BENNY reference) - could it mean dumping cornstarch or baby powder down the boots or all over my stockinged feet?!1 Ding ding ding!?! -------I don't like "messy." Don't even eat fried chicken with my fingers.

I'll have to wait for this q-tine to be over to put all the possibilities to trials.





sprinkleeninow

(20,252 posts)
14. Tony, Toni, Tonay...
Sun Apr 26, 2020, 02:10 AM
Apr 2020
i envisioned silk stockings, brocaded slippers and a smocking jacket

holee smocks!!¿¡


Kali

(55,014 posts)
9. LOL!
Sun Apr 26, 2020, 01:37 AM
Apr 2020

just a sprinkle in the boot where the heel sticks and another on the top of the arch of your foot.

for when you forget to pack your shoe/boot horn. or in addition.

sprinkleeninow

(20,252 posts)
3. whattabout margarine or vaseline?
Sun Apr 26, 2020, 01:21 AM
Apr 2020

i got a long shoe horn with a back or whatever scratcher on the opposite end

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