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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm pissed. Got thrown out of the grocery store today.
Got stopped by a guard at the entrance. He started to give me some shit, I cut him off...
I said listen pal, I have my mask on.
He said "Great. Now put some underwear and pants on, and I'll let you in".
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I'm pissed. Got thrown out of the grocery store today. (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
May 2020
OP
Didn't you tell them you have your constitutional rights to buy some food!
smirkymonkey
May 2020
#17
pdxflyboy
(675 posts)1. OMG LuckyCharms...
Youre a pervert! LOL
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,854 posts)2. ...
Aristus
(66,369 posts)3. They're so picky that way...
n/t
ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)4. LOL
cayugafalls
(5,640 posts)5. Careful, they might come after your Lucky charms...
Frasier Balzov
(2,649 posts)6. Face pants!
muntrv
(14,505 posts)7. You can go shirtless into the store?
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)8. No! That's disgusting when men don't wear shirts in public.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)9. Same with those "No shoes, no shirt, no service" signs
It don't say nothing about pants.
Wawannabe
(5,661 posts)13. Or guns
No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service
Guns? OK!
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)11. LOL - What happened to your black lounge pants, Lucky?
whistler162
(11,155 posts)16. Probably standing in a corner protesting
not being washed in a looooonnnnnngggggg time.
cate94
(2,810 posts)12. Lol
DFW
(54,384 posts)14. The nerve!
Next thing you know, they're gonna start asking you to pay for the stuff you walk out with.............
lastlib
(23,234 posts)15. What ever happened to "no shirt, no service"?
At long last, sir, have they no sense of decency?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)17. Didn't you tell them you have your constitutional rights to buy some food!
Damn this nanny state oppression!
Squinch
(50,949 posts)18. You started my day with a good laugh.
ProfessorGAC
(65,042 posts)19. Good One!
6:13 am and I'm chuckling!