The truth about the Brady Bunch's bathroom.

[Kaleva]

Was doing some ground breaking research on tv toilet paper commercials when I saw a comment in another forum (non-political) where the poster said the Brady home had but one bathroom and there was no toilet in it!

[Wait Wut]

1. That explains a lot.

I always thought the entire family was full of shit.

[Kaleva]

2. I wonder what their neighbor's yards looked like?

Their own yard was always immaculate.

[woo me with science]

5. The grass was plastic.

[geardaddy]

11. Ahh, so they just hosed it off.

[geardaddy]

3. I think they had no "exits"

That's why they were always so uptight.

No "exits" like Barbie and Ken dolls.

[Kaleva]

4. The upstairs floor plan of the Brady home

The master bathroom just had a vanity in it.

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4812073348301419&id=6d469be7d45593a300caa52ede819123

[hifiguy]

6. It's a wonder they didn't all explode.

[Art_from_Ark]

8. Wasn't Alice a live-in housekeeper? Where did she stay?

In the "mystery room"? With "Tiger" out in the doghouse?

[rug]

7. He was a shitty architect.

[geardaddy]

10. Win!

[pipi_k]

9. Well, Wally and "the Beav"

didn't have a toilet, either.

It was even worse for Ward and June. They didn't even have a bathroom, and nobody ever saw their bedroom.

Maybe they were androids and didn't need to sleep or shit. June surely must have been. No human female I ever knew could do housework dressed in pearls and high heels.