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graywarrior

(59,440 posts) Mon Jun 18, 2012, 05:53 PM Jun 2012

So,...I'm having sex with a Teddy Bear in Chicago tonight. Want to guess which wine

I'm going to order?

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So,...I'm having sex with a Teddy Bear in Chicago tonight. Want to guess which wine (Original Post) graywarrior Jun 2012 OP

Sex with teddy bears is strictly illegal in Chicago KamaAina Jun 2012 #1

At least the DUCK will be safe for the night!! madinmaryland Jun 2012 #2

Hey, I'm no Sanducksty! graywarrior Jun 2012 #3

I'd recommend a beardeaux. bluesbassman Jun 2012 #4

No taterguy Jun 2012 #5

That depends..... AnneD Jun 2012 #6

It's a..... graywarrior Jun 2012 #7

I suggest Mad Dog 20/20 Kaleva Jun 2012 #8

Can I snort it? graywarrior Jun 2012 #10

Well, I imagine you could! Kaleva Jun 2012 #11

You know me, huh? graywarrior Jun 2012 #12

Well, you doing it with a teddy bear means you'd try anything at least once! Kaleva Jun 2012 #13

Blame Ohiosmith graywarrior Jun 2012 #14

What else is new? rug Jun 2012 #9

you! graywarrior Jun 2012 #15

Stop hitting me or I'll post the rest of the pictures! rug Jun 2012 #16

The teddy bear looks bored graywarrior Jun 2012 #17

Eh, he looks resigned. rug Jun 2012 #19

He's been through this BS before graywarrior Jun 2012 #20

2010 Huge Bear Sonoma County Chardonnay twogunsid Jun 2012 #18

That's what she said graywarrior Jun 2012 #21

You beat me to it. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #31

I'm quicker when it comes to smut graywarrior Jun 2012 #32

That's seriously ducked up. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #36

Franzia Son of Gob Jun 2012 #22

That lady looks horrified graywarrior Jun 2012 #23

Pass the wine! bluedigger Jun 2012 #24

I'm horrified that you are doing it in Chicago. kwassa Jun 2012 #25

Take a guess graywarrior Jun 2012 #28

... NYC_SKP Jun 2012 #26

I forgot about cold duck graywarrior Jun 2012 #30

MiddleFingerMom went out on a date with graywarrior once. ONCE!!! MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #27

Hahahahahahahaha! graywarrior Jun 2012 #29

That looks so painful. texanwitch Jun 2012 #34

Sick sick bastards, both duckter and ducktee. graywarrior Jun 2012 #35

A Bearjelais? geardaddy Jun 2012 #33

you should have let me know about this first datasuspect Jun 2012 #37

'64 fussy poussy datasuspect Jun 2012 #38

? graywarrior Jun 2012 #40

I knew you were freaky LynneSin Jun 2012 #39

Of course you knew! graywarrior Jun 2012 #41

That's a no-brainer: Grizzly Republic Barbeara pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #42

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

1. Sex with teddy bears is strictly illegal in Chicago

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 05:56 PM

Jun 2012

that's why people go to Ohio to do it.

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

2. At least the DUCK will be safe for the night!!

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 06:02 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

3. Hey, I'm no Sanducksty!

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 06:03 PM

Jun 2012

bluesbassman

(19,373 posts)

4. I'd recommend a beardeaux.

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 06:08 PM

Jun 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

5. No

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 06:09 PM

Jun 2012

AnneD

(15,774 posts)

6. That depends.....

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 06:14 PM

Jun 2012

Is your Teddy Bear a Polar bear or a Brown or Black bear? There are rules you know!!!!!!!

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

7. It's a.....

Reply to AnneD (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:02 PM

Jun 2012

Teddy Bear

Kaleva

(36,301 posts)

8. I suggest Mad Dog 20/20

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:08 PM

Jun 2012

Disclaimer: MD doesn't actually stand for Mad Dog but that is what it's popularly known as.

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

10. Can I snort it?

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:17 PM

Jun 2012

Kaleva

(36,301 posts)

11. Well, I imagine you could!

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:19 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

12. You know me, huh?

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:24 PM

Jun 2012

lol

Kaleva

(36,301 posts)

13. Well, you doing it with a teddy bear means you'd try anything at least once!

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:34 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

14. Blame Ohiosmith

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #13)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:35 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

9. What else is new?

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:08 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

15. you!

Reply to rug (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:36 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

16. Stop hitting me or I'll post the rest of the pictures!

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #15)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:38 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

17. The teddy bear looks bored

Reply to rug (Reply #16)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:40 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

19. Eh, he looks resigned.

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #17)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:42 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

20. He's been through this BS before

Reply to rug (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:44 PM

Jun 2012

He's envious of Pinocchio

twogunsid

(1,607 posts)

18. 2010 Huge Bear Sonoma County Chardonnay

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:41 PM

Jun 2012

It's Huge.

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

21. That's what she said

Reply to twogunsid (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:46 PM

Jun 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

31. You beat me to it.

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #21)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:35 AM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

32. I'm quicker when it comes to smut

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #31)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:26 PM

Jun 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

36. That's seriously ducked up.

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #32)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 10:23 AM

Jun 2012

Son of Gob

(1,502 posts)

22. Franzia

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 08:07 PM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

23. That lady looks horrified

Reply to Son of Gob (Reply #22)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 08:13 PM

Jun 2012

bluedigger

(17,086 posts)

24. Pass the wine!

Reply to Son of Gob (Reply #22)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 09:18 PM

Jun 2012

kwassa

(23,340 posts)

25. I'm horrified that you are doing it in Chicago.

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 09:44 PM

Jun 2012

who has sex in Chicago?

or wine?

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

28. Take a guess

Reply to kwassa (Reply #25)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 10:05 PM

Jun 2012

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

26. ...

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 09:48 PM

Jun 2012

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qyhZ9_eXCHM/SoZ0DVJPrYI/AAAAAAAABy0/RoiuEfAITpw/s400/cold+duck_2a.jpg

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

30. I forgot about cold duck

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #26)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 10:07 PM

Jun 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

27. MiddleFingerMom went out on a date with graywarrior once. ONCE!!!

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 10:02 PM

Jun 2012

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graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

29. Hahahahahahahaha!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #27)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 10:06 PM

Jun 2012

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

34. That looks so painful.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #27)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:35 PM

Jun 2012

That is a real person under the duck tape.

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

35. Sick sick bastards, both duckter and ducktee.

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #34)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:52 PM

Jun 2012

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

33. A Bearjelais?

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:37 PM

Jun 2012

datasuspect

(26,591 posts)

37. you should have let me know about this first

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 11:44 AM

Jun 2012

what time are you coming?

datasuspect

(26,591 posts)

38. '64 fussy poussy

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 11:45 AM

Jun 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

40. ?

Reply to datasuspect (Reply #38)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:54 PM

Jun 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

39. I knew you were freaky

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:07 PM

Jun 2012

go figure!

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

41. Of course you knew!

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #39)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:58 PM

Jun 2012

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

42. That's a no-brainer: Grizzly Republic Barbeara

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 05:20 PM

Jun 2012

http://www.grizzlyrepublicwines.com/index.php/our-wines/grizzly-republic

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