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(CNN)An Indian man who went to hospital with abdominal pain had inserted a mobile phone charger cable into his penis, a doctor who treated him told CNN on Monday.
The man visited a hospital in northeastern India last month, claiming he had ingested some earphones, said Dr. Walliul Islam, a general surgeon at the hospital.
But when the cord didn't appear despite the patient being prescribed laxatives, doctors resorted to surgery.
"He came to us after five days, (and) despite passing stool several times the cable did not come out. We then conducted an endoscopy but still couldn't find anything. As the patient complained of severe pain, we decided to perform surgery and found that there was nothing in his intestine," Islam told CNN.
It was at that point that an x-ray revealed the man to have a two-foot-long charging cable in his bladder -- inserted via his urethra, the tube that leads from the penis to the bladder.
The patient has been discharged and is fine, according to Islam.
"I have read that people used to get sexual gratification by inserting instruments through the penis. This is one such case, and the psychiatrist can help him beyond this point," Islam added.
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/08/india/india-man-phone-charger-bladder-scli-intl/index.html
Taking phone sex too literally.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)PJMcK
(22,037 posts)I love it!
grumpyduck
(6,240 posts)How the hell did he do that?
Cirque du So-What
(25,943 posts)but it never occurred to mention the 2-ft cable he'd inserted up wee willie?
PJMcK
(22,037 posts)A man was admitted to the emergency room complaining of severe lower abdominal pain. During the exam, the doctor decided to check the man's anus. When he separated the man's cheeks, the doctor was almost blinded by the bright flashlight the man had inserted into himself.
Good thing it wasn't a laser pointer.
mitch96
(13,912 posts)Got a request for an abdominal xray for pain.. The ER doc told me when he stuck the sigmoidoscope in the gent's anus a light shown back at him!!!! The xray showed a penlite flashlight in his rectoSigmoid.. ouch!
We saw a lot of foreign objects in all the orafices in the body.. Some more interesting than others...
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PJMcK
(22,037 posts)Not!
Funny, though.
mitch96
(13,912 posts)lastlib
(23,248 posts)Paging Mr. Darwin! Keep an eye on this one....
Yeah, taking phone sex too literally--and doing it for no charge, to boot.
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whistler162
(11,155 posts)insure you to ensure no one sues you
lame54
(35,294 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,670 posts)They really didn't say that, did they?
Kaleva
(36,312 posts)Iggo
(47,558 posts)Kaleva
(36,312 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Kaleva
(36,312 posts)Kaleva
(36,312 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)I've heard more than one man complain that their little friend never leaves them alone.
So stick a charging cable in 'im; maybe that will shut 'im up?
maxrandb
(15,334 posts)Amy-Strange
(854 posts)-
it's just too damn funny, but I'd really like to know why he did this?
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