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If UPS and FEDEX merge, it would be called FED UP. (Original Post)
Ptah
Jun 2020
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Iliyah
(25,111 posts)1. That is so good - LOL
msongs
(67,433 posts)2. instead of which is the biggest gouger, it would be ONE biggest gouger nt
intrepidity
(7,335 posts)3. And could shorten it to F'd Up nt
ms liberty
(8,592 posts)8. My husband the Fed Ex courier hears that one at least once a day
For the last twenty years.
Ptah
(33,034 posts)9. He never mentioned it to me.
ms liberty
(8,592 posts)11. It's because they're all used to it by now.
It loses its funny quick, but they all just shrug because after all, everyone's a comedian!
Sneederbunk
(14,298 posts)10. What do you get if you cross a skunk with a raccoon?
A dirty look from the raccoon.
PJMcK
(22,045 posts)12. A UPS driver told me this joke years ago
He made it sound like it had just been announced on the radio and he totally got me until his punch line:
The new conglomerate will be called F-UPS.
I see that another poster above heard the same joke.