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Joke
A guy is driving home one day and hears a voice that says "Sell your car, sell your house, take all the money and go to Vegas." He thinks it's weird, and that he's imagining things.
Same thing happens the next day, and then again, every day for weeks. Finally after about a month he decides to do it. Sells his car, his house, takes all the money and flies to Vegas.
As soon as he gets off the plane, the voice says "Go to Caesars." He does, and the voice says "Go to the roulette tables." He does and is getting excited now.
The voice says "Bet everything on 10." He does, he's got $400K at 35 to 1 odds. His heart is in his throat as the ball spins, and it comes to a stop. On 28.
The voice says. "Aw shit."
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