The densest element in the known universe is Trumpium.

[guillaumeb]

Trumpium is so dense that no fact can penetrate the outer shell.

Trumpium is so dense that the truth is repelled by a force field.

Trumpium is so dense that anyone infested with it cannot understand basic concepts relating to the US form of government.

Trumpium is so dense that …….

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[Newest Reality]

1. We need...

We need some bidenamite!

It can render trumpium totally impotent.

[ornotna]

2. that you have to tie a pork chop around it's neck to get the dog to play with it

Wait....sorry, wrong joke.

[Cyrano]

3. Trumpism is so dense that the color orange may be banned

[kimbutgar]

4. We need some type of deprogramming of mf45ism.

Like clockwork orange the media needs to report on how he cheated, profited, deceived, lied, and colluded to expose the the traitor he is.

[grumpyduck]

5. Trumpium is so dense that

the other elements got together and banned it from the Periodic Table.

[PJMcK]

7. That's a thread winner! (n/t)

[grumpyduck]

9. Thank you. I've never had that before.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. It's so dense...

that black holes skitter away in fear.

[PJMcK]

8. Trumpium is so dense that its atomic weight cannot be ascertained

Trumpium appears to have an atomic number of 325 but it displays as 239.

Physicists around the world are completely flummoxed by this disparity.

Two facts are certain about Trumpium's effects:

1. Exposure to it results in an inability to walk normally.
2. Exposure to it results in an inability to drink water normally.

The Atomic Energy Commission has issued a warning to avoid Trumpium at all costs.

[guillaumeb]

12. Excelllent, imaginative playing with numbers. eom

[LastDemocratInSC]

10. Lots of protons and neutrons in the nucleus but absolutely no neurons.

[sop]

11. Trumpium is so dense he thinks the universe revolves around him...

because it does.