Florida man stuffs lobster in his pants

[marmar]

BROOKSVILLE, Fla. (WFLA) – Police say a 57-year-old man stole steak and lobster at a Florida Walmart – and put the food items down his pants.

The incident occurred on Thursday at the 7305 Broad St. store, according to the Brooksville Police Department.

Mark Alan Belkola is accused of taking six packages of steak and two packages of lobster, valued at $172.98, and putting them down his pants. ...............(more)

https://www.wkrn.com/news/police-florida-man-arrested-after-stuffing-steak-lobster-in-his-pants/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Live lobsters would have made the story more interesting.

[Sanity Claws]

2. That's why I clicked on the story

I was thinking that crime had its very own punishment.

[qazplm135]

3. That's no lobster...

He's just happy to see you.

[Shrike47]

4. Dave Barry had a great column years ago about a live lobster stuffed in the thief's pants. I believe

there was also reference to a news item involving the emergency room and a vacuum cleaner that attacked some poor guy who happened to be naked at the time.

Dave Barry wrote something very funny things, much appreciated in our household.

[abqtommy]

5. Dave Barry has long been one of my favorite authors : he's always good for a laugh...