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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhy is Melania always on top when she has sex with Donald?
Because Donald only knows how to fuck up.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)Kali
(55,008 posts)I don't think this has that.
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LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)There's a horror movie in my head.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)I think the prenup should be consulted here. Conjugal activities may not be included or limited to certain, manual activities for the sake of convenience.
It is also highly speculative and questionable that Donald is able to fuck anything but a country up. Which may explain some of the behaviors he exhibits as outlets for the frustrations of impotence as well as expressed disgust from the First Whore of the United States, FWOTUS.
Jeebo
(2,023 posts)I heard it way back in the 80s about Ronald and Nancy Reagan.
-- Ron
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)I made it up just now.
Jeebo
(2,023 posts)When Ronnie and Nancy are in bed together, why does Nancy always get on top?
Because Reagan can only fuck up.
I told that joke to my parents one day, while they were up here in Missouri visiting me from Alabama and sitting at my kitchen table.
Somebody else I told it to said that that same joke has been told, and can be told, about any president.
You might think you just made it up, but you have heard it before too, and just unconsciously remembered it and think you made it up.
-- Ron
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,693 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)that I made up that joke in the 80's, forgot that I made it up, and then made it up again just now.
MLAA
(17,289 posts)GemDigger
(4,305 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)trying to stuff a marshmallow into a parking meter.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,785 posts)Sheesh!
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)he has to go in ass-first.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)If he says kiss my ass, I would say "mark the spot, you are all ass"
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)he gets to hear "Donald! You're so big"!
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)but I'd get sent to the jury.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)lost my last marble.
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)If so, it's not really lost. Check his/her poop tomorrow.