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packman

(16,296 posts)
Tue Jul 21, 2020, 10:00 AM Jul 2020

And for something different - A hardened criminal steals a 3 ft. dildo

A masked thief was still at large after he casually exited a Las Vegas adult store in broad daylight with a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo hoisted onto his shoulder. (See the security footage below.)

He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” Laura, a store employee who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost on Tuesday.





TMZ, which obtained surveillance footage of the July 14 theft at the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas, reported that the man stuffed the stolen phallus into his car and made a “clean getaway.”

Laura said the stolen good is actually a sex toy named Moby that retails for $1,250.

If the crook gets caught, he’ll surely be subject to the penal code

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-steals-dildo-deja-vu-love-boutique-las-vegas_n_5f16b2dcc5b6cac5b7313b19

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And for something different - A hardened criminal steals a 3 ft. dildo (Original Post) packman Jul 2020 OP
Be sure to lube and stretch first! Coventina Jul 2020 #1
Breath in, now breath out and reeeeeeelax. nt Hotler Jul 2020 #12
That will be so attractive as a planter on his front porch. Freedomofspeech Jul 2020 #2
I was thinking mail box...nt mitch96 Jul 2020 #8
What is it? Bayard Jul 2020 #3
Doorstop? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #10
If he's a hardened criminal why does he need a dildo? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #4
That is worthy of... 3catwoman3 Jul 2020 #6
What a nice bar stool RainCaster Jul 2020 #5
I don't even want to know why this... 3catwoman3 Jul 2020 #7
Dildo..... humm that would be a great name for a Dachshund..... nt mitch96 Jul 2020 #9
Call me... Solly Mack Jul 2020 #11
What a dick. nt Laffy Kat Jul 2020 #13
Has there been a sequel to... Harker Jul 2020 #14
But is it art? smirkymonkey Jul 2020 #15
What a relief! Something more outrageous than Trump's latest.... Well.... Maybe not. But still ... LAS14 Jul 2020 #16
There will be a stiff fine to pay. diva77 Jul 2020 #17
 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
15. But is it art?
Wed Jul 22, 2020, 09:24 PM
Jul 2020

I can't imagine it would have any practical uses. And if it does, I don't want to know about them.

LAS14

(13,783 posts)
16. What a relief! Something more outrageous than Trump's latest.... Well.... Maybe not. But still ...
Wed Jul 22, 2020, 11:42 PM
Jul 2020

... funny!! Thanks!

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