When I was a much younger man, I met a beautiful woman in a nightclub.

[LuckyCharms]

Until this night, I did not have any experience at all with dating, flirting, sex, etc. I had never really spoken to a beautiful woman before.

We sat at the bar, drinking and talking for a few hours. After each drink, my nervousness slowly went away. She made me feel at ease.

We were both a bit tipsy when she said "Would you like to come back to my place"?

"Sure", I replied.

As we walked to her apartment, we had our arms around each other, smiling and giggling.

Then she asked me something that confused me.

She said "Do you think you can show me a good time, Lucky"?

I didn't know how to respond, so I said "Like this, you mean"?

Then I ran the 100 yard dash in 9.73 seconds.

[mr_lebowski]

1. Was she still there when you got back and did your awesome time impress her? nt