A limerick for tRUMP...

[abqtommy]

It doesn't take much of a thinker
To know that tRUMP is a stinker.
He prattles and prates
And increases the hates
As he goes down like a lead sinker.

Feel free to add your own!

[berni_mccoy]

1. There once was a man named Trump

There once was a man named Trump
Who had tiny hands and huge rump
So big when he sharted
A movement it started
His poll numbers ran down his legs with his dump!

[North Shore Chicago]

3. Nice!

[BComplex]

2. There once was a dick tater named trump

Hoping for a ratings bump
But he downplayed the virus
And pissed off Cyrus
And now he's railing at his slump.

[North Shore Chicago]

4. Good one!

[BComplex]

5. Thanks!

[berni_mccoy]

7. Lol

[North Shore Chicago]

6. Fun thread!

There once was a man with orange hair

Not one good deed did he dare

When people were dying

And he wasn't trying

Nothing in the world made him care

[berni_mccoy]

8. Excellent!

[Aristus]

9. Here's part of one I wrote about GWB, but was unable to finish:

A President named George W. Bush,
Had his head so far up his tush,
When they fell from the sky,
He attacked the wrong guy,
And...…

Ideas for a final line?