I'M NAKED.

[LuckyCharms]

Got caught in a downpour while mowing my lawn. Got soaked to my undies. Stripped down in the garage and watched it rain through the garage window. I figured if anyone was looking at a naked man in their own garage just enjoying a rainstorm...well, that's their problem, not mine.

[Ptah]

1. You could have at least been polite enough to wave back at me.

[LuckyCharms]

2. I did wave...you didn't look low enough.

[Ptah]

3. It didn't look like a wave, more like low tide.

[LuckyCharms]

7. People have told me that before.

[LakeArenal]

4. Or didn't look up enough?

[Xolodno]

26. You did it wrong....

...your supposed to do the "helicopter dick".

Its near the end the video...and you will not be able to unsee this.

[Doodley]

5. I didn't know that was you who lived next door.

[LakeArenal]

6. My bil was naked running from bath to bedroom.

Paused to look out window. Later police showed up. Apparently you can’t be naked everywhere in your own house.

[LuckyCharms]

8. What did the police do?

[LakeArenal]

9. They cited him for public nudity.

[LuckyCharms]

10. No kidding? How long was he at the window?

[LakeArenal]

11. Apparently long enough for someone who doesn't like nudity.

He says not that long. He was naked.

[LuckyCharms]

13. Jeez, I've seen plenty of naked people in their

windows...not standing at the window, but just walking by. The way I was standing today, I was facing an empty golf course. Someone would need binoculars to see me there. I do, however, go out in my yard all the time in just my underwear. Boxer briefs. They look a little like shorts, no one ever notices.

[Polybius]

21. He should have denied it

Without proof, they couldn't do anything. Should have said "I walked quickly while wearing beige."

[OriginalGeek]

31. Yeah I thought police couldn't do a thing unless they see it

Everybody else can go pound sand. I can be naked in my own goddamn house. Stop looking in my windows you peepers!

[AmyStrange]

35. I would've demanded to see photos...

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you know, for my scrapbook.

In ten years, he'll think it's the funniest thing that ever happened... or, maybe not.
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[Doodley]

12. I watched him through the window for two hours and thought his nudity was completely unacceptable!

[LuckyCharms]

14. Don't think I didn't see you. You were naked.

[LakeArenal]

19. Thanks. Neighbor. We'll count you as the watch.

[underpants]

15. I keep my running gear in the garage

I strip down and change all the time. No one ever comes out to the garage from the house and if anyone sees me through the window in the door, they were peeping anyway.

Shoes, current socks, shorts, undies, phone belt, etc.

[LuckyCharms]

16. I know. That's a cool phone belt you have.

[underpants]

17. Which one?

The blue one or the blue one?

[LuckyCharms]

18. The blue one with the picture of David Hasselhoff.

[Kali]

20. probably be easier to post when you are dressed

since that is the more momentous occasion

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. This post is meaningless without photos.

[LuckyCharms]

23. Oh what the heck, just this once

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. OMG, you're gorgeous and adorable!

[underpants]

28. Could use a shave

cutie.

[zanana1]

29. I love babies of all kinds.

God bless 'em.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

33. PUPPY! puppy, Puppy, PUPPY!

Uh, what were we talking about again?

[Yavin4]

27. Do you live in Florida by any chance?

Male nudity seems to be a thing there.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. Or Germany?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/naked-man-wild-boar-chase-nudist-naturist-laptop-berlin-a9659881.html

[OriginalGeek]

32. What? Why? What have you heard?

I thought I got dark enough tint.

[AmyStrange]

34. Me too, but...

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I've also got clothes on.

Good thing too, because here's a picture of me running naked:



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