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kairos12

(12,862 posts) Mon Aug 24, 2020, 03:44 PM Aug 2020

Humor Heard Today

A tourist is a real shark fan. He hires a tour boat operator to go out and locate sharks. When they arrive in the designated area to start looking the tourist asks the tour operator, "how about I give myself some shaving cuts and jump in the water as a way to attract sharks?"

The operators says: "Listen, chum...

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Humor Heard Today (Original Post) kairos12 Aug 2020 OP
Great! Sherman A1 Aug 2020 #1
Wet humor. dchill Aug 2020 #2
What's the joke? central scrutinizer Aug 2020 #3

Sherman A1

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Mon Aug 24, 2020, 03:46 PM
Aug 2020


I asked the librarian to suggest an author that writes about dinosaurs.

"Try Sarah Topps," she replied...
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