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AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
Mon Aug 24, 2020, 08:13 PM Aug 2020

The TOP TEN signs that THE END is really, really close

Last edited Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:13 AM - Edit history (1)

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The TOP TEN signs that THE END is really, really close


10) I just saw four naked horsemen trotting down the road.

9) Trump and a lot of liquor go together very, very well (see #10).

8) Another asteroid might hit us.

7) My cat keeps hiding under the couch.

6) Postal delivery has gone from slow to almost nonexistent.

5) My nightmares don't scare me anymore. Real life does!!

4) America is actually really great again... at Covid deaths.

3) 176,000 people dying of a virus is not really a problem.

2) Some Republicans are actually turning their back on Trump.
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AND... the NUMBER ONE sign is (wait for it)...
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The election is less than 71 days away! WooHoo!!
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