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abqtommy

(14,118 posts) Sun Aug 30, 2020, 12:01 PM Aug 2020

Limerick of the day...

Humans are too clever by half,
Good for a tear and good for a laugh.
We plot and we plan,
Every child, woman and man
But still wind up someone's fatted calf.

Come on, Limericists! Pile on!

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Limerick of the day... (Original Post) abqtommy Aug 2020 OP

Limerick: Please read with high British accent. yankeepants Aug 2020 #1

eggscellent abqtommy Aug 2020 #2

yankeepants

(1,979 posts)

1. Limerick: Please read with high British accent.

Reply to abqtommy (Original post)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 11:53 PM

Aug 2020

There once was a lady from Brewster
Who dreamt that a knight had seduced her
She woke up to find it was all in her mind

and the spring in the mattress had goosed her.

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

2. eggscellent

Reply to yankeepants (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 31, 2020, 12:12 AM

Aug 2020

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