The DU Lounge
Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy wife just yelled at me from the bedroom...
Her: Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body? Like someones got a voodoo doll of you and theyre stabbing it!
Me: Uh. No.
Her: How about now?
rzemanfl
(29,567 posts)Ten years from now they will still be finding bodies in chest freezers from this shit show pandemic.
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)must be insane.
FirstLight
(13,362 posts)I had a friend who had a DV issue with husband.... she said "instead of calling the cops, I should have just poisoned him and called it COVID!"
sick humor...helping us cope since the dawn of time
tblue37
(65,483 posts)redwitch
(14,946 posts)tblue37
(65,483 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)efhmc
(14,731 posts)niyad
(113,534 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,455 posts)tblue37
(65,483 posts)seen him on DU lately. Does anyone know if Floyd is OK?
LuckyCharms
(17,455 posts)Still on the first page.
tblue37
(65,483 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,455 posts)BComplex
(8,063 posts)to read that!
Thanks! I needed that!
klook
(12,164 posts)my wife did the same......I'm hiding all the needles and pins in the house......LOL
spooky3
(34,468 posts)StarryNite
(9,459 posts)getagrip_already
(14,825 posts)All the service trips my wife has done in Haiti and her constant questions about my health..... hmmmmmm...........
cate94
(2,813 posts)StClone
(11,686 posts)You better check which doll she's tickling.
Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,873 posts)I could be richer than Jeff Bezos selling Trump dolls.
soldierant
(6,914 posts)GETPLANING
(846 posts)Because they want to.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Silver1
(721 posts)tblue37
(65,483 posts)BadGimp
(4,017 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Dang, I think I just wasted five bucks!
Ferrets are Cool
(21,109 posts)Too funny.
You're turning into a regular Floyd R Turbo.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Thats funny! I wish I had said something like that to my ex. Damn! Missed opportunity!
Going to steal this.
pazzyanne
(6,556 posts)c-rational
(2,595 posts)Blue Owl
(50,490 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,747 posts)TomSlick
(11,108 posts)I suppose having your wife yell at you from the bedroom is better than her yelling at you in the bedroom.
ZZenith
(4,126 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)... he laughed and laughed. (And then he came into my little computer area to see what I was up to!)
Nay
(12,051 posts)Ligyron
(7,639 posts)Now you owe me a new Screen AND Keyboard!
AirmensMom
(14,648 posts)He laughed.
Now, where can I get one of those voodoo dolls?