What law(s) of science would you change? I'd make gravity optional.

[ohiosmith]

[rug]

1. I would make magnetism completely random.

Keep us on our toes.

[ohiosmith]

3. Outstanding!

[pipi_k]

2. I've always been fascinated

by time travel.

[ohiosmith]

4. Well then,...when this baby hits 88 miles an hour you're gonna see some serious shit.....

[Shrek]

5. Warp drive! n/t

[ohiosmith]

7. YES!

[texanwitch]

6. Time travel.

Both into the future and past.

[ohiosmith]

8. Indeed!

[HopeHoops]

11. What time is it?

[ohiosmith]

17. Time for Duff!

[HopeHoops]

22. D'OH!

[MiddleFingerMom]

33. Stolen!!! FANTASTIC!!!

[sakabatou]

30. ADVENTURE TIME!

[Duer 157099]

9. Fucking entropy

That's the one that gets me every time.

[HopeHoops]

12. Entropy is existential.

[woo me with science]

13. Good one! I'd create the opposite,

so it would take constant effort if you wanted a messy house.

[Duer 157099]

15. Exactly!

When I create order, dammit, I want it to stay that way!

[HopeHoops]

10. Old "Road Runner" - C: "That defies the law of gravity." R: "I never studied law."

[4th law of robotics]

14. Conservation of energy

come on perpetual motion machines!

[ohiosmith]

18. The here now. The government has hidden them with the Ark of the Covenant, alien remains, Elvis,

and millions of "lost" socks.

[Duer 157099]

16. You know what this list is making me realize?

Either God does not exist, or he's a big dick.

[ohiosmith]

20. He's a kidder!

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. If he/she is ACTUALLY a big phallus, Phucking Photobucket wouldn't let me post God's image.

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[Swede]

19. Things that happen in threes would henceforth happen in fours.

[ohiosmith]

21. Brilliant!

[hifiguy]

23. The speed of light.

Dammit, I want warp drive and I want it NOW!!

[ohiosmith]

24. I'm almost there. Hand me that light spanner and two Phillips head screws.

[hifiguy]

25. Done. But don't forget the left-handed ratchet.

Got that right here for ya.

Should those dilithium crystals be glowing that brightly?

[ret5hd]

26. Did nobody think yet of FRICTION?

That alone would make many pf the aforementioned possible, but would make sex suck.

[ohiosmith]

27. Yes! There is a solution:

[MiddleFingerMom]

35. I'll be in my bunk...

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[liberaltrucker]

28. Make pi an even number

Or at least exact at 3 decimal places. That'd spoil the fun for math nerds, though.

[ohiosmith]

29. No need! Upon a detailed examination of Euclid's notes, it has been found that he actually said

Pi are round, cornbread are square!

[pink-o]

31. Mosquitos and other blood suckers would be extinct

And others species--like the big cats, frogs, tortoises, and marine mammals--would flourish. Oh yeah...and humans would be on a reproductive moratorium till we were reduced by at least 50%--and we would suddenly evolve mentally and socially till we became good stewards of Planet Earth.

And if I couldn't have any of that, I'd take time travel

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[ohiosmith]

32. Time travel it is!