*** Gets out her staple gun and posts the DU Lounge Nuclear Bombing safety tips ***

[LynneSin]

[ohiosmith]

1. We have to develop a "high priority" list,..RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

1. OhioSmith

2. See 1.

[LynneSin]

2. Who made you #1?

I have the *#%)ing Staple Gun!

[ohiosmith]

3. We'll need a leader. Leaders make difficult decisions in times of crisis. I made a decision. Now,...

take your stapler and get to the back of the line, or you won't even be on the list.

[LynneSin]

7. Don't expect comfort from any of us when you're dying

!!

[ohiosmith]

10. Don't expect mercy, when I come back......

[LynneSin]

11. That's why I plan to hang out with DUers when the Zombie Apocalypse happens

I figured I can trip a few of them up and we all are a bunch of smarty pants big brains that hopefully 1-2 DUers will tide your hunger over for a few days while I plot my escape.

[ohiosmith]

13. For future reference, and posting in the Lounge Cafe as you deem appropriate:

[geardaddy]

4. Remain calm.

Read a newspaper that you'll need to place over your head.

[Wait Wut]

5. Um...I don't read "newspapers"

Should I wear my iMac on my head?

[HopeHoops]

6. I still have a poster from the '60s that ended with "Then kiss your ass good-bye."

It was black on white and I first saw it in a place my dad worked when I was about 6. I got a copy of it some years later and still have it stored with some other posters.

[petronius]

8. Alerted: Gun thread ("staple gun"), belongs in Meta. n/t

[beac]

9. Don't think we don't see you cheating Mr. Generic Face #2.

No peeking!

Also, someone should tell Generic Girl Child #3 that there's no need to levitate while bracing and that showing off your magic powers during a crisis is bad manners.

[bluesbassman]

12. Is there going to be a class for symetrical corpse stacking?

Hey, I remember doing those drills in grade school. Kinda weird thinking back on it.

[ohiosmith]

14. If I'm not mistaken, MFM has experience in that arena.

[Kaleva]

17. My job was to shoot those who refused to go into Supply Berthing

The place designated for the severely contaminated dead and dying.

Since we've never had a nuclear war, I never did have to shoot anyone.

[krispos42]

15. Yanno, with some firewood and a sharp knife...

...you can knock out #6 and #8 at the same time.

[turtlerescue1]

16. Thanks, its always good to have a plan.

[Denninmi]

18. That's right. Reagan had a plan to evacuate us and then get the mail to us in 2 weeks.

Senile man, senile administration.

http://docs.nrdc.org/nuclear/files/nuc_82010101a_n14.pdf

[pa28]

19. The guy in frame one is a total badass.

He's going to finish reading the paper.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

20. Remain calm. Nuclear fallout is attracted to panicky behaviour.

If you look nonchalant enough it will pass you right by.

[sinkingfeeling]

21. Thanks, I needed that refresher course.