So,....do you think necrophiliacs are looking forward to the zombie apocalypse?

[ohiosmith]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. According to Dr. Hook . . . . .

Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones

[ohiosmith]

2. Classic!

[turtlerescue1]

3. With massive lust showing all over their faces;

dreams; fantasies; while soaping up in the shower, with every breath and thought.

While in nursing school a fellow student was working in a mental hospital, one day going to lunch she was walking behind a couple of female patients, one remarked that she was going to commit suicide over the weekend, to which her friend replied "Well at least you have plans?"

[ohiosmith]

4. Damn!

[HopeHoops]

5. Hell no. We've got plenty of Republicans.

[ohiosmith]

7. Dead people! Not dumb people!

[HopeHoops]

9. Oh, right. Republicans aren't interested in brains.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. How would... um... how would I know?

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[ohiosmith]

8. Bwahahahaha!

[Major Nikon]

10. Not if they know what it really is

[ohiosmith]

11. They're here!

[Major Nikon]

12. Not only are they here, they are a helluva lot more efficient at eating brains

[libodem]

13. Of course they are

Newsflash. Doncha know nuthin'?

[ohiosmith]

14. I don't get out much!

[libodem]

15. Perfectly

Obvious to anyone. Very dangerous situation. I think Cantor may be a Zombie cuz he looks so dead. And a necrophilliac cuz he looks fucking dead.

[ohiosmith]

16. So not only is he dead, he's fucking dead!

[libodem]

17. yep

And probably fucking the dead.