Some health department guys are spending a lot of time at the Lounge's lunch counter

[struggle4progress]

Just sayin

[Major Nikon]

1. Line up for your shots, in two weeks it won't hurt so bad when you pee

I think we've all been through that drill a time or two.

[ohiosmith]

2. Extra cheese, and no special sauce on mine.

[Wait Wut]

3. I thought we stopped serving those?

The buns were always too soft and the meat was too hard. Or...was it the other way around? Whatever, the pickles were too damned salty and the special sauce made me gag.

[HopeHoops]

4. Those are two words that DO NOT belong together under any circumstances.

And yes, I mean any. There's nothing kinky you can do with a burger.

[femmocrat]

5. He kind of looks like a young Bill Clinton.

Now there was a man who used to enjoy a sex burger (or two... or three.....) but alas, now he is a vegan.