I think humans will soon evolve to the point where they have a pouch,

[LuckyCharms]

like a kangaroo, so they can carry all their crap.

[dweller]

1. it may not be in the front ..

jus sayin ...
🤔

✌🏼

[LuckyCharms]

6. There will be one large one on the abdomen for

the ipad, doggy poop bags with paper towels, and your bong.

One pouch on each arm.

Right arm pouch will be for your phone, comb and keys.

Left arm pouch will be for gum, lip balm, dental floss, tooth picks, and a strategically folded extra pair of underwear.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

18. Oh! I like the thought!

I could use those now. And because they are part of you, you would know if someone wants trying to pick your pocket!

[Zoonart]

19. New meaning to...

Junk in the trunk.

[Solly Mack]

2. If I had a pouch I'd move to Australia and collect joeys, koalas, and wombats.

[TexasTowelie]

3. I think that fanny packs already serve that purpose. nt

[LuckyCharms]

13. You want us to evolve to be born with fanny packs?

[TexasTowelie]

16. Considering that I've lost a bit of weight recently,

a fanny pack would be a godsend when contrasted to having a bony ass.

[RockRaven]

4. We have that already. You put a hoodie on backwards... and Voila! Neck pouch!

I saw it in a credit card commercial featuring Sam Jackson, Spike Lee, and Charles Barkley. As such, it cannot possibly be misleading.

[jmowreader]

5. Naah...everyone needs to start carrying some sort of purse

[dweller]

9. lol

is why i wear a 10 gallon hat ...

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[LuckyCharms]

10. I actually do carry one when I need to.

I still want a pouch though.

[Ohiogal]

7. Isn't that what cargo pants are for?

[LuckyCharms]

8. What if you have to dress up for a wedding or something?

Wait...good idea! Cargo formal pants! That's even better than a pouch!

[Ohiogal]

11. Well then

You wear your black velvet cargo pants! Don’t tell me you don’t have any!

[LuckyCharms]

12. I have a powder blue leisure suit.

I wear it with a silk shirt unbuttoned down to 4 inches above my navel, and one of those gold Italian horns on a chain around my neck.

Is that the same thing?

[Ohiogal]

14. I'll bet

you’re a big hit with the ladies when you don that outfit.....

[LuckyCharms]

15. I wear it out to the nightclub.

Women swarm all over me until I walk out of the mens room with a six foot long piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe.

When that happens, they suddenly all have "boyfriends".

[Midnight Writer]

17. I think it's started. I already have a pooch.