Hey, let's film that huge wild boar across the road - WAIT, Oh SHIT

[packman]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. D'oh!

Is that a wild boar or a javelina?

[NoRoadUntravelled]

3. We had a lot of javelina around our place when we lived in Tucson.

That's definitely a wild boar. Wish I knew the outcome. Wild boar are dangerous creatures. I hope the guy's ok.

[magicarpet]

2. Cute little piggie,... oh fuck,... no.... run,.. climb a tree or something.

[lark]

4. When I was 7 my cousins & I were playing with my aunts neighbors piglets.

Momma sow had been in the back 40, so we were told it's ok to come over. After a little bit momma sow came back, squealed with rage, and was chasing us. I was the littlest kid at 8 still in the pen and she was quickly right on my heels. I was totally terrified. Me and my cousins were all screaming as I was running for the fence. They yelled for me to jump up and grab their hands, but in my abject terror, I jumped over the 6 ft fence without touching it, and fell to the ground safely on the other side. 300-400 lb. of mad momma pig was so terrifying, I actually flew!

[gristy]

6. What a story!

[lark]

10. It's definitely something I will never forget!

I just wish I had a video of it because I'd love to see how I actually did it. Of course when I was 8, cell phones didn't exist, don't even think we had remote controls them - truly the dark ages,

[Varaddem]

5. My conversation with the Ranger before hiking alone in low country

“ What should I do if I encounter a boar?”
“Just don’t agitate him.”
“What would agitate him?”
“ You being there might.“

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

7. ted nugent hunts those things w a bow and arrow.

i met him before he lost his mind. played a little dive bar where i hung out before i was 21. post cat scratch fever, but this was a tiny dump. but his mom lived nearby, so he played there now and then.
they traveled in a winnebago, and had 2 of the heads in it.

had a fling w the cute lil drummer.
ah youth. wasted on the young.

[hunter]

8. And sometimes naked man chases boar...

A nudist bather who chased a wild boar near a Berlin lake after it stole his laptop was applauded by onlookers after a successful pursuit.

The photographer who captured the drama said the unidentified nudist was happy for her to share the images, which show him in bare-bottomed pursuit of the boar and her two piglets while fellow bathers look on in amusement.

“Nature strikes back,” wrote Adele Landauer, a personal coach, on Facebook. “I showed the man the photos, he laughed heartily and gave me permission to make them public.”

--more--

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/07/german-nudist-chases-wild-boar-that-stole-laptop-berlin-teufelssee

Yes, there are pictures...

[Midnight Writer]

9. Is this one of those "found footage" films?