Squirrel "off it's tits drunk on fermented pears"

[steve2470]

Link to tweet

eta: in the subject line which quotes the tweet, "it's" should be "its" /grammar nerd off

[underpants]

1. Too funny.

[Laelth]

2. Happy squirrel! n/t

-Laelth

[SharonClark]

3. When I was a teen, my dog got drunk on the

neighbor’s fermented plums. We found him sitting under the tree surrounded by wasps and bees, he didn’t mind.

[Paladin]

4. Saw a bunch of cardinals get shit-faced on china berries, once.

Some really loopy, dangerous flying was the result.

I know exactly how that squirrel feels, based on some incidents from my younger, wilder days.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I've seen birds get drunk on fermented mountain ash berries.

They weren't trying to fly (fortunately), just hopping and staggering around on the ground.

[Solly Mack]

5. :)

[abqtommy]

7. I've heard of elephants doing the same thing when ripe mangos fall into their water source

and ferment. I'd lots rather deal with a drunk squirrel than a drunk elephant!

[Cadfael]

8. We have mulberry trees in our backyard

And the fallen berries sometimes ferment and the squirrels are very fond of them.

[elias7]

9. Yes, we all need to blow out the pipes from time to time

[gratuitous]

10. Been there, Rocky

You find out who your friends are when somebody has to hold your tail while you're tossing cookies in the commode.