Dolly Parton recorded a secret song that fans can't hear till 2045

[AmyStrange]

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Dolly Parton recorded a secret song that fans can't hear till 2045

True Dolly Parton fans may think they're completists about her catalog, but it turns out no one will be able to hear all of the country music legend's tunes until ... 2045!

That's because, as Parton recently explained in her new book, "Songteller: My Life in Lyrics," she wrote a brand-new song, recorded it and locked it away in a box left at Dollywood — with instructions not to open it for 30 years.

[SNIP]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/dolly-parton-recorded-a-secret-song-that-fans-can-t-hear-till-2045/ar-BB1cAIqV?ocid=msedgntp
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[underpants]

1. Incredible

[gratuitous]

2. Well thanks a heap

I'll be 86 years old before I hear her musical homage to her love for me. That's what it is. I'm sure of it.

[AmyStrange]

3. heh heh heh

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I'm sure she has her reasons.
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[gratuitous]

9. Well, she's got a lotta 'splainin' to do!

If she thinks she'll make it all better in 2045, well . . .

I guess I'll just have to wait. Dolly's the queen (sorry Bae).

[Harker]

11. You had best prepare yourself for the disappointing reality

of listening to her warbling her love song to 86-year-old Harker.

[gratuitous]

12. Au contraire, mon frere

[Harker]

13. By then, I shall have mastered the art of cane fencing.

I warn you not to make me remove the tennis ball from the tip.

[Hoyt]

4. Bet it's an insightful song.

[AmyStrange]

5. Fran Lebowitz Thinks Dolly Parton Would Be a Better Mayor Than Bill de Blasio

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Fran Lebowitz Thinks Dolly Parton Would Be a Better Mayor Than Bill de Blasio

Video can be found here:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/late-night/fran-lebowitz-thinks-dolly-parton-would-be-a-better-mayor-than-bill-de-blasio/vi-BB1czTCN?ocid=msedgntp
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[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. 2045 is the year of a solar eclipse I'm planning to see.

It's right before my 97th birthday. I guess being able to listen to the Dolly Parton songs just gives me one more reason to hang on that long.

[TlalocW]

7. I love Dolly, but it would be hilarious

If it were just the most foul-mouthed heavy metal/rap/country punk song ever put out.

TlalocW

[AmyStrange]

8. That would certainly explain why they're waiting until 2045

[Irish_Dem]

10. She has kept her personal life very private.

Maybe she has written a song about that.