Let's do a fun poll!! How is your sex life?

[LuckyCharms]

4 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	I have not had sex since the Hoover Administration.
	1 (25%)
	I tried to have sex once, but I fell backwards out a window.
	1 (25%)
	I'm the world's greatest lover.
	1 (25%)
	I once I had sex with my own shoes. While I was wearing them.
	0 (0%)
	If each day is 34 years long, then I have sex every day.
	0 (0%)
	This one time, I watched a stranger have sex with my shoes.
	0 (0%)
	I like to read while having sex.
	0 (0%)
	Herbert Hoover once tried to seduce me with his pouty lips.
	0 (0%)
	This one time, I smeared my shoes with KY Jelly, slipped and fell, and broke my ding dong.
	0 (0%)
	I like doing fun poles.
	1 (25%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[regnaD kciN]

1. Other: Pie

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. What is this "sex life" of which you speak?

[LuckyCharms]

3. You're asking the wrong guy. I was on a date once, and this woman wanted to

have sex with me. I had no idea what to do, so I called a friend of mine and asked him.

He laughed and said "It's easy. Take the hardest thing you have and put it where she she goes to the bathroom".

I walked out to my car, got my bowling ball, came back inside, and put the bowling ball in the toilet.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. ROFL! An oldie but goodie - I remember that one from about 1964.

[LuckyCharms]

6. Impossible!

I just made that joke up, just now!

[Marthe48]

14. lol

N/t

How about the one where the guy brought his girl flowers. She excused herself and went in the bedroom, then called to him. He came in to see her naked, in a seductive pose "This is for the flowers," she said softly. And he said, "Don't you have a vase?"

[LuckyCharms]

15. LMAO!

[LakeArenal]

4. Sex "life"? Life of sex?

Sex has a life?

[Cirque du So-What]

7. 'Damn! There's shit in this box!'

If you recognize this next-to-last line of an old OLD joke, you surely know the punchline.

[flor-de-jasmim]

8. Maybe capitalize Poles for extra fun?

[The Blue Flower]

9. My what?

I know not of what you speak.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

10. LuckyCharms are you giving us a peak into YOUR sex life? Shoes seem to play a major...

...part in this poll. Kinda makes one wonder.

[Bobstandard]

11. Shoe fetishist outs self....

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 🤣

[Midnight Writer]

12. Why is "disgusting" not a choice?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

13. My " sex life" is dead.

Thanks for reminding me.

[Dem2theMax]

16. Why didn't we have the choice of 'all of the above?'

[Disaffected]

17. Mine's great.

I'm getting so experienced I can do it single handed.

[Totally Tunsie]

18. I AM a fun Pole.

[Mr.Bill]

19. I get all the sex I want.

But that's only because at my age I don't want it as much as I used to.