"Your $25.7M were deposited ..."

[left-of-center2012]

This morning's email - apparently the bank holding my millions of dollars is located at the Snooze Inn motel?
Oh, and the email is sent to me (with thanks and regards) by the United Nations General Secretary.

“It is my pleasures to inform you of this good news. We has successfully succeeded in getting your fund sum of $25.7 Millions deposited with GT CREDIT UNION FINANCE. We thank God for making things goes well and safety with us, with this idea you will has you fund transfer by yourself at you own convenient time for easy and safety of your fund.”

Contact Person: Assistant Manager
#96 Snooze lnn, George Town
Cayman Islands

Thanks & My Regards,
António Guterres.
United Nations General Secretary

[Srkdqltr]

1. Wow. LOL

[dawg day]

2. I bet soon we'll be getting scam-mail about that $200million in Bitcoins

That the dodo lost when he forgot his password.
(I say that in full realization that I have no idea what my Disney+ password is ... but I bet they'll let me recover it.)

[gibraltar72]

3. Well aren't you a lucky SOB?

[Botany]

4. And to make sure that your 25.7 milllion is secure all you need to do is send $1,500 via ...

... your credit card.

[Thunderbeast]

9. More likely WalMart gift cards

[Botany]

10. Funny I get texts and emails that say a beautiful young woman that lives near me wants to ...

... meet me and I'll I have to do is send the young lady my credit card info "for her protection."

[Thunderbeast]

11. Probably me...

I send those all the time...

Old and Single

[634-5789]

5. Lucky you!

[struggle4progress]

6. "I am pleased to inform you that your name came during our search for a very special person"

[LAS14]

7. Ya gotta be pullin' our legs! Yes? No????? nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. "We has successfully succeeded" sounds like something a tRumpster would say.

Thanks for posting, L-O-C and reminding us to watch all email for scams.


KY.....