Got an exciting text

[Rorey]

Apparently I'm eligible to get up to a million dollar settlement in a class action lawsuit because apparently what happened to me is unacceptable and "they" are going to pay dearly, but at least I'll be financially independent for the rest of my life.

I'm racking my brain trying to figure out what unacceptable thing happened to me, and who are "they"?

Seriously, these scam texts are annoying.

[Freedomofspeech]

1. I think that we should all be paid a million dollars

by the republican party for the trauma of having that horrible orange monster in the White House the last 4 years.

[Rorey]

3. Yeah, that WAS unacceptable

I'd give up that million dollars (that I'd never get anyway) just to undo all of the damage that monster did to our country and the planet.

[Freedomofspeech]

5. I would , too...

[Arne]

2. I was thrilled to learn I had won an Australian lottery payout.

[Rorey]

4. I suppose I'll be getting that one too

Though I can't recall buying a ticket......