The great Bigfoot hunt

[PirateRo]

"There are a lot of people, who really, really believe in Bigfoot and so it is going to give them the opportunity to come down. We want to make it a real deal. You can have a license. You can get out there and hunt this thing. I want to be really clear that we are not going to kill Bigfoot. We are going to trap a live Bigfoot. We are not promoting killing Bigfoot. We are promoting hunting Bigfoot, trying to find evidence of Bigfoot."


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https://www.wonkette.com/everything-is-normal-in-oklahoma

[d_r]

1. OMG this is so dumb

I've driven across Oklahoma many times. It is mostly flat, plains, windy stretches. One of the worse places for hunting Bigfoot I can imagine. Like fishing in the desert.

[PirateRo]

2. Maybe things improve after earthquakes from fracking break up the land by sinking it?

Then, I’m sure non-existent Bigfoot won’t mind hiding there for the hunters. Seems legit....

[Pobeka]

3. They won't catch one. Soon as they get close, Bigfoot moves to another dimension!

Don't they know that? I thought everyone knew that. It's the only reasonable explanation for why there's never been one caught or shot before.

Really, the only reasonable explanation.

[Fla Dem]

4. Has Marjorie Taylor Greene signed up yet? Or Lauren Boebert?

InQuiring minds want to know

[PirateRo]

5. I'm pretty sure they are life members along with Palin :)