Take any song with lonely or lonesome in the lyrics and change it to horny.

[Major Nikon]

Only the Horny

Horny

The Horny

I'm so horny I could cry

[consider_this]

1. LOL!!!

this thread ought to be hilarious.

[samnsara]

2. horny Dove..?

[secondwind]

3. Are you horny tonight......

do you miss me tonight...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Are You Horny Tonight

[consider_this]

6. LOL!!!

[consider_this]

5. Hey There Horny Girl..

and to play off a similar thread
Hey There Horny Squirrel

[liberal N proud]

7. Lol

[unblock]

8. Ahhhh, look at all the horny people

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Mr. Horny

Horny, I'm Mr. Horny
I have nobody for my own
Now I am so horny, I'm Mr. Horny
Wish I had someone to call on the phone…

[musette_sf]

12. GMTA

[musette_sf]

10. Mr Horny

[musette_sf]

11. Horny Avenue

[LuvNewcastle]

13. All the horny people, where do they all come from?

[LuvNewcastle]

24. There's a place where lovers go,

to cry their troubles away. And they call it Hornytown, where the broken hearts stay.

[Mister Ed]

14. "Horny days, horny nights...

... where would I be without my woman?"

Could've made a big hit even bigger for the Bee Gees.

[rogerballard]

15. One Horny Night

[musette_sf]

16. Long Gone Horny Blues

[musette_sf]

17. Horny And A Long Way From Home

[ProudMNDemocrat]

18. One is the HORNIEST number that you will ever do....

[Pobeka]

19. This is for all the horny people (America)

thinkin that life has passed them by..

[Mister Ed]

20. Have you heard about the horny loser...

...beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the horny loser?
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

A theme song for incels, courtesy of the Little River Band.

[Cirque du So-What]

21. You'll never walk horny

[rogerballard]

22. Tell Me You Get Horny

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Things are pretty hot at Heartbreak Hotel.

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Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Horny Street
At Heartbreak Hotel
Where I'll be--where I get so horny, baby
Well, I'm so horny
I get so horny, I could die
Although it's always crowded
You still can find some room
For broken-hearted lovers
To cry there in the gloom
And be so, where they'll be so horny, baby
Well, they're so horny
They'll be so horny, they could die
Well, the bellhop's tears keep flowin'
And the desk clerk's dressed in black
Well, they've been so long on Horny Street
Well, they'll never, they'll never get back
And they'll be so, where they'll be so horny, baby
Well, they're so horny
They'll be so horny, they could die
Well now, if your baby leaves you
And you have a sad tale to tell
Just take a walk down Horny Street
To Heartbreak Hotel
And you will be, you will be, you will be horny, baby
You'll be so horny
You'll be so horny, you could die
Well, though it's always crowded
You still can find some room
For broken-hearted lovers
To cry there in the gloom
And they'll be so, they'll be so horny, baby
They'll be so horny
They'll be so horny, they could die.