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(16,785 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)ret5hd
(20,491 posts)Let me know.
OAITW r.2.0
(24,504 posts)Not my candle, of course,
SamKnause
(13,107 posts)Yes, I just googled penis shaped candles.
What came up was: Super Fun Penis Candles $4.99/5 to a pack/purple, pink, orange, green, blue.
They are the full package/ sack and balls included.
lapfog_1
(29,205 posts)party cakes
NSF!!!
https://bachelorette.com/products/super-fun-penis-candles?variant=20949060288601¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=Cj0KCQiA962BBhCzARIsAIpWEL1WABD6Q0touxE45vB1gOpndsv8qYln9kgnyDRj27_u76fKFmF0qbQaAiqcEALw_wcB
https://magickplanet.com/products/black-male-genital-candle?variant=33080169496610¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic
magicarpet
(14,150 posts)The internet collectively lost its goddamn mind when Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness company, Goop, released a $75 scented candle called This Smells Like My Vagina. Promptly, the overpriced candle sold out because apparently everyone wants a whiff of the celebrity'sahem.
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)because I've never been near a real vagina.
magicarpet
(14,150 posts)Move Over, $75 Vagina Candle. There's Now a $100 Penis Candle.
It's supposed to be a statement about gender inequality.
BY ZACHARY ZANE JAN 23, 2020
https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a30645562/penis-scented-candle-goop/
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)"My Penis Smells Like a Vagina" candle.
magicarpet
(14,150 posts)... have those. Let me go check E-Bay and Amazon,... I'll be right back.
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,002 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)I had to go to the doctor.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)I saw some in a shop when I was vacationing in San Diego a few years ago.
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)And by that I mean...did they have a tattoo on them?
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)I am no expert on what a penis looks like other than my own;
which by the way does not have a tattoo.
They also had candy penises, should one care to indulge.
hedda_foil
(16,374 posts)Exept it was a foot tall. :
LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)BootinUp
(47,152 posts)RockRaven
(14,967 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,440 posts)It's supposed to burn.
Isn't it?
vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)What?
Blue Owl
(50,383 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Google "Donald Trump candle." There are several designs to choose from.
zanana1
(6,121 posts)cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)I don't think Gweneth's candle looks like her vagina, unless she keeps her vagina in a glass jar with a screw-on top.
Harker
(14,018 posts)That's what I get for reading another cock and bull post from LuckyCharms.