Re: These unusual candles... Would this one sell?

[LuckyCharms]

The "My Back Hair Tufts Smell Like Pasta Fazool" candle.

[dweller]

1. I collected

Toe jam to make a candle, and spun the wick out of bellybutton lint, and it smells like .... burning hair 😐

boy was I disappointed 😔

✌🏻

[LuckyCharms]

3. Jesus Christ...

[RainCaster]

6. You forgot ear wax

[dweller]

7. That one

is part of my critter expulsion collection ... it comes studded with toenails

Will drive all varmits, hell, all life out of the area, guaranteed...

✌🏻

[marble falls]

2. My Borzoi just ate my "I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Candle" candle. He's acts like he's lit.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Is he waxing poetic?

[marble falls]

5. Nah, he's just cursing the darkness.

[lapfog_1]

8. toe jam candle

candles made of ear wax

crotch rot candles

[OAITW r.2.0]

9. How abot...."Lucky Charmdles"?

You owe me 50% of any future profits, using this trademarked name.