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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsJoke...The Very Worst Day...pass it on?, maybe not...
> A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
> hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink
> and gulps it down in one swig.
>
> The poor little guy starts crying.
>
> 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
> didn't
> think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. 'I
> can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
> meeting,
> so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
> stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took
> home. I found my wife in be d with the gardener and my dog bit me.So I came
> to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and
> then
> you show up and drink the damn poison.!!
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Joke...The Very Worst Day...pass it on?, maybe not... (Original Post)
Stuart G
Mar 2021
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Ferrets are Cool
(21,108 posts)1. That made me LOL
Atticus
(15,124 posts)2. Grins---;-) ;-) ;-) nt
NH Ethylene
(30,813 posts)3. LOL! n/t
Clash City Rocker
(3,396 posts)4. 😂😂😂😂😂
NNadir
(33,528 posts)5. I have taken the liberty of stealing this joke. n/t.