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Stuart G

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Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:25 PM Mar 2021

Joke...The Very Worst Day...pass it on?, maybe not...


> A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
> hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink
> and gulps it down in one swig.
>
> The poor little guy starts crying.
>
> 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
> didn't
> think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. 'I
> can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
> meeting,
> so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
> stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took
> home. I found my wife in be d with the gardener and my dog bit me.So I came
> to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and
> then
> you show up and drink the damn poison.!!
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Joke...The Very Worst Day...pass it on?, maybe not... (Original Post) Stuart G Mar 2021 OP
That made me LOL Ferrets are Cool Mar 2021 #1
Grins---;-) ;-) ;-) nt Atticus Mar 2021 #2
LOL! n/t NH Ethylene Mar 2021 #3
😂😂😂😂😂 Clash City Rocker Mar 2021 #4
I have taken the liberty of stealing this joke. n/t. NNadir Mar 2021 #5
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