Do you need someone to prepare and file your income taxes? I can help.

[LuckyCharms]

I charge very reasonable rates, depending on the complexity of the tax return. Rates are $10 -$40 for federal returns, and $20 for any state return.

The reason my rates are so low is because I'm a little desperate for money right now, so I'm hoping to attract some business. I'm out of work after being forcefully removed from my previous position as a tax preparer at a well known, national company.

I really fucked up five different tax returns and the clients ended up going to prison because of my errors.

One other thing...I use a pirated and unlicensed version of Turbo Tax 2014 for every tax return that I prepare. I hope that's OK.

If you do not have receipts and/or documentation, don't worry. Just shoot some numbers at me, and my software will do the rest. Preparing taxes today is sure different from how it was done in the old days. Everything is done on a computer now with what is called "tax software". No more pencil and paper. Also, no more mailing. You file the taxes electrically over the internet. The thing about this tax software is that you can put any number in it. Seriously, it will take any number and use it to calculate your taxes. For example, you can use numbers like 91, 460, 1234, 40, 3, 10994...I'm not kidding here. ANY number will work.

Thank you.

[Marie Marie]

1. Did you used to do Trump's taxes? He seemed to be very fond of random numbers.

[MLAA]

2. Damn, where was your advertisement 2 months ago? I could have saved $580

[Kali]

3. cool

here are some numbers you can use for me. 334, 25, 951, 7, and 250. let me know if you need more. oh and don't forget the depreciation on my outhouse.