Next door neighbor is hanging off a tree, running a chainsaw, at night.

[Iggo]

When things don't compute, I usually say to myself, "That person is either an idiot or an asshole." And for fourteen years I've believed that this guy was just an asshole. But now I have to rethink my position.

[MLAA]

1. I'd go ahead and prepare to call 911.

This idiot asshole is asking for trouble.

[Iggo]

3. Oh of course.

Much as I dislike the man, I wouldn't let him bleed to death.

[MLAA]

4. Yeah, but you could dial slowly and let him worry a little🙂

[Iggo]

7. Nothing wrong with making him sweat.

[Iggo]

5. Gas, and it's past our 5-yr-old's bed time.

He's lucky it's Saturday, Mommy and Daddy are not home, and my name's not on the deed.

Looks like the cool uncle is letting the boy stay up late again!

[Skittles]

9. now imagine if this kind of stuff awakened you every week

welcome to the world of night shift

[Iggo]

10. I worked graveyard at a 7-11 for a solid year, and another two years same shift at Carl's Jr.

Never again.

[HoosierDebbie]

11. Maybe he will cut off the branch he is hanging from.

[Iggo]

15. He did cut the top off the branch he was on.

And I don’t care where you’re from, that ain’t OSHA.

[catbyte]

12. It sounds like he's an idiot and an asshole.

[CTyankee]

13. sounds to me like he may have a drinking problem...

[Iggo]

14. Personally, I think he's got a living between two Spanish speaking families problem.

And I get it. That’s not what he signed up for. But fuck him. That’s the world he’s living’ in.

That last statement of mine is a good illustration of why I’ve only spoken to this guy a half dozen times in 14 years, and probably also explains why it was so easy to talk myself into just letting it go.

Also, when I argue face to face with people, I use my words to cause permanent damage. See, I’m an asshole, too. I’m just trying really hard to avoid that kind of shit.

And at the end of the day, I gotta live with the guy. But my Les Paul and my twin 2x12 amplifiers are begging me to give it to him good, just once...lol. But I’m a good boy now. 😂😂😂😂