A parrot joke

[Marthe48]

This lady walked down the street each day to a coffee shop. She passed a pet shop. Each day, the manager of the pet shop would put a parrot out in a roomy cage to get fresh air and sunshine. As the lady passed the pet shop, the parrot would say, "Hey lady!" The woman would say, "What?" And the parrot would say, "You're ugly!" It got old pretty quick. Even when the lady ignored the bird, it would call out to her. She went in the store one day and told the manager, "If you don't do something about your rude parrot, I'm going to wring its neck!" The next day, she woman started past the pet shop. The parrot saw her and said, "Hey, lady!" The woman glared at it and said, "What?" And the parrot said, "You know."

[Pas-de-Calais]

1. Got crackers? nt

[Niagara]

2. LOL!

[MLAA]

3. Good one!